ok but literally how
my jaw was on the floor the whole time jesus
i hate when a more attractive person has a crush on the same person i do
It’s like performing in a talent show and finding out that Beyonce is going on before you
pumpkins age like white people
JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
catch me at the age of 80 bloggin bout bingo
GOD DAMN IT DAPHNE
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
*blows up balloon* *names it molly* *pops molly* turn up
i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job