When a hot guy posts a selfie on instagram
who is this hero?
replaying the same level in a video game for the hundredth time
this is extremely accurate
this was relevant when I was in 6th grade and it’s still relevant in college
if u rub your boobs together it will start a fire
im so glad big time rush sacrificed themselves so one direction could live
new traffic light color ideas
- purple: turn around and go back
- mega green: like green except greener. it means that you have to double go.
- cyan: apply your turbo boosters and do a cool drift or get arrested by the car law
- black: sucks you into a cyber vortex where you have to do a bonus stage road and collect rings
My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other
i hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays, and half of fridays.