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Molly Melinda Cecile Rogers // 20 // Aries // Daughter of Christ // Aspiring Singer // Sarcasm Aficionado // Avid People Watcher // Boy Repellent
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But I guess ultimately what scares me about marriage is where do you find this person? You know a lot of times, most successful relationships, people meet through work, school, mutual friends. But what’s most interesting to me is when people just meet in life, just randomly. You know, I have a friend, he got married, I asked him like “Hey, uh, where’d you meet your wife?” He was like “I was leaving Bed, Bath & Beyond. I was looking for my car - I drive a gray Prius. I saw a different gray Prius, I thought it was mine, I walked up to it, I realized I had the wrong car, but I bumped into Carol, we started talking, that was that”. That’s unbelievable. Think about all the random factors that had to come together to make this one moment possible - this one moment that changed these two people’s entire lives: First off, this guy has to live in this particular town. Then he has to get a gray Prius. Then he has to need to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then he has to go to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond. Then there has to be another guy who also lives in town, also drives a gray Prius, also needs to go to Bed, Bath & Beyond, also goes to that particular Bed, Bath & Beyond at around the same time. Then they have to both park somewhat near each other, my friend has to leave before the other guy leaves, see the wrong Prius, think it’s his, walk up to it. Then the woman, Carol, needs to be near the wrong gray Prius for a million other random reasons. They bump into each other, they start talking, their entire lives are changed. That’s the most amazing and terrifying thing about life. It is, cause the amazing thing is that at any moment, any one of us can have that moment that totally changes our lives. You could be leaving the show tonight, bump into someone… it could change your life. You don’t know, that could happen. The terrifying thing is… what if we’re all supposed to be at Bed Bath & Beyond right now?
Aziz Ansari, Buried Alive (via psych-facts)
12 hours ago on September 1st | J | 6,162 notes

slutandfalcon:

What if at an awards show all the women wore the exact same dress so the media was forced to ask them real questions???

12 hours ago on September 1st | J | 166 notes

sararye:

every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters

12 hours ago on September 1st | J | 109,239 notes

alltime-fallout:

rlmjob:

unclefather:

I’m scared of heterosexuals. What do they want? 

your kik

haha and then what? ;)

12 hours ago on September 1st | J | 195,345 notes

refrgerator:

later is the best time to do anything

12 hours ago on September 1st | J | 608,381 notes

mecha-bun:

id rather be vain than learn to hate myself again

12 hours ago on September 1st | J | 54,147 notes

zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

12 hours ago on September 1st | J | 293,735 notes

shouldnt:

THE FACT THAT THE AMERICAN PEDIATRIC SOCIETY TOLD AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEMS THAT TEENS SHOULD NOT BE UP BEFORE 8:30 AND ONLY 15% OF SCHOOLS LISTENED ANGERS ME SO MUCH

12 hours ago on September 1st | J | 79,835 notes

h0ckeymom:

i secretly like getting assigned seats in school because it takes away that awkward “i have no friends in this class where the fuck am i gonna sit” factor

12 hours ago on September 1st | J | 924,377 notes
Never love anyone who treats you as ordinary.
Oscar Wilde (via onlinecounsellingcollege)
12 hours ago on September 1st | J | 1,639 notes